What movie is your Twilight? That’s the question the 5-Second Films gang set out to answer with their latest Uproxx Video. As you can see, there’s a weird dude who looks like me whose Twilight is Freddy Got Fingered. Weird, right? And Frotcast favorite Joe Sinclitico, his Twilight is He-Man: Masters of the Universe. What’s yours? Hopefully not Twilight.
MORNING LINKS
A Guide to Recognizing Your Oscar-Winning Coke Wizards |Film Drunk|
It’s Conspiracy Time with Jason Dove |Frotcast|
Last reminder about Vince’s show… ok, maybe one more, but don’t forget to get your tickets. |Events|
Stone-Faced Russian World Traveler Takes The Most Gruff Selfies Ever |UPROXX|
Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally Performed ‘Smell Yo Dick’ By Riskay, Seem Like A Fun Couple |Warming Glow|
Here’s The Worst Hooters Robbery In History
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‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’ Makes With A Whole Bunch Of Superhero Fights |Gamma Squad|
The 20 Greatest Comeback Rap Songs |Smoking Section|
Lookin’ Good, Desmond Bryant |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
The 37 Sexiest Rashida Jones Photos of All Time |Ranker|
So you didn’t win your Oscar pool, take some FLBP as consolation |theChive|
9 Houses Built Just For Spite |Mental Floss|
The Oscars: Snubs & Surprises |Film.com|
Harvey Weinstein Hired an Obama Campaign Vet to Try to Get Silver Linings an Oscar |Vulture|
The 33 Best Oscar Reaction Shots |NextMovie|
Vintage Photobomb Will Creep You Out |HuffPost Comedy|
Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Didn’t Win An Award |IDLYITW|
Just How Old are the Actors Who Play High Schoolers? |College Humor|
The Grouchies Awards 2013! |Screen Junkies|
The Craziest Lil Wayne Rants |Giant Life|
Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize |Videogum|
13 Instances When It’s Perfectly Okay To Use The C-Word |Pajiba|
Gwyneth Paltrow Hangs Upside Down In Cocoons |The Superficial|
British Teens Attempt to Explain the NFL, and Something Has Been Lost in Translation |Brobible|
The Star Wars Family Tree |Unreality|
Miley Cyrus – Party In The U.S.A (Yeah Lamb Edition) |High Definite|
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