If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them. That’s why when I fell into a Deviant ART wormhole the other day and ended up browsing through something called “morphs” before taking a strange turn into Fat Hollywood, I just said, “F*ck it” and rolled with it. Pun sort of intended.
I don’t really know how to describe this strange exercise in photoshop other than by pointing at the banner pic of an obese Megan Fox and saying, “That.” Basically, from what I can tell, there are a lot of people out there who appreciate the true beauty of some of Hollywood’s most famous and talented actresses, but they’d prefer them to have a little more meat on their bones.
To each his own is what I say, because life is short and we should enjoy whatever makes us happiest. At least that’s a new philosophy I’m trying to embrace these days. So I gathered some of the morphs and FAToshops (trademark pending) of my favorite gorgeous actresses so that we could all see their beauty from a new, well-rounded perspective.
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Yes.
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Yep.
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Sure.
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Indeed.
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Yes.
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Yessir.
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Oh sure.
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Okay.
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Yup.
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Certainly.
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Probably.
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Yep.
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Yes.
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Yes again.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Try to stop me.
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Don’t see why not.
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Most likely.
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I guess.
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I’ll try anything once.
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Of course.
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For shovovich.
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Oh yeah.
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Yes.
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Yup.
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Yupper.
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Okay.
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Sure.
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Fine.
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Okie dokie.
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Of course.
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Naturally.
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This isn’t a fat picture, but I felt it should be shared.
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Say bye-bye, fat Olivia Munn!
