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Heidi Klum’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial May Top Kate Upton… Just Kidding |With Leather|

An Open Letter To Batman Regarding Robin |Gamma Squad|

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Gives Us Another “History of Rap” Lesson |Smoking Section|

KSK Not Mock Draft: Hangover Cures |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea |The Superficial|

6 New Toasting Techniques for Expert Drinkers |College Humor|

Just a friendly reminder that there’s no poopin’ in the tub. |Videogum|

8 SXSwag Items from the Film and Interactive Conferences |Mental Floss|

Warwick Davis Would Like A Bigger Role In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ |Screen Junkies|

The sex. The violence. The remarkable career of Pam Grier. |Grantland|

A Producer Testifies ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ Scripted Scenes To Make Kris Humphries Look Bad |IDLYITW|

Graffiti isn’t always a bad thing |The Chive|

The 25 Best Movie-Inspired Graffiti Pieces |NextMovie|

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Porn Stars Congratulate The Pope |HuffPost Comedy|

10 Ordinary Things That Always Conjure Seinfeld |Vulture|

The Most Expensive iPad… Ever |Giant Life|

Eight More Franchise Crossovers Ripe for Hollywood’s Picking |Pajiba|

12 Hilariously Avoidable Movie Deaths |Unreality|

Watch a Dude Get Arrested for Jumping Over a Cop |Brobible|

Lupe Fiasco – Jonylah Forever (RIP Jonylah Watkins) |High Definite|

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