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11 Diabolical Plans Discovered On Osama Bin Laden’s Hard Drives [Uproxx]

This May Be The Greatest Bill Murray Photo Ever Taken [Uproxx]

Tom Brady Trolls the Kentucky Derby [KSK]

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 5/9 [WithLeather]

Paz de la Huerta Is Actually Wearing Clothes For Once (Kind Of) [WarmingGlow]

German news reports anti-starfleet rebels helped us get Osama Bin Laden. |GammaSquad|

This is what happens when you put a bar of ivory soap in the microwave. |TheDailyWhat|

11 cicadas from 1998 arrive in 2011. |HolyTaco|

Rachel Weisz in negotiations to join the next Bourne. |ScreenJunkies|

The Top 29 Cities To Visit In 2011. You know, just in case you couldn’t narrow it down to 29 on your own. |AskMen|

The Situation’s dad calls him out on YouTube for not letting him borrow money. Oh, Jersey Shore. Now we Italians know how black people feel watching Flavor Flav. |TheSuperficial|

Man Flies Over The Grand Canyon With A Jet Pack. |Buzzfeed|

Does this look like a guy with a fetish for stabbing exercise balls? |BostonStool|

Kid starts wearing skirts to school after they ban shorts. |NYCStool|

Bin Laden Proves Games are an Art Form – Sessler’s Soapbox. |G4|

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