If you’re ever in need of a fresh new drinking game to play with friends, try throwing on Nicki Minaj‘s discography and taking a shot every time the rap diva says that she’s the best rapper in the game and that “all these *itches is her sons.” You’ll be drunk and having a ball in no time!
In all seriousness, I don’t think a Nicki Minaj verse even qualifies as a true NIcki Minaj verse unless Onika’s spitting about “motherthing these hoes.” Okay, that’s not one of her actual lines, but you get the point. Like most rappers, the Pinkprint artist is incredibly confident in her skills and 100% believes she’s second to none when it come to this rap sh*t. And it’s the sort of fierce confidence that even the average person can apply to their lives.
“Did It On’em”
All these b*tches is my sons
And I’mma go and get some bibs for ’em
A couple formulas, little pretty lids on ’em
If I had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on ‘em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o61iAV2ObSI
“No Flex Zone”
B*tches is my sons and they causin’ contractions
Ain’t pushing out, I’ma give them to the clinic
Cah wait, we nuh rate dem gyal and dem gimmick
“Flawless (Remix)”
Mayday mayday, earth to b*tches
Slap these hoes on they ass like we birthing b*tches
“Stupid Hoe”
These hoes so musty hoes is so crusty
These b*tches is my sons and I don’t want custody
“HOV Lane”
Super Bowl, Grammys
What a hell of a jammie!
All these b*tches my sons
I’mma get ‘em a nanny
“The Boys” (feat. Cassie)
Oh that’s your new girl, that’s that mid-grade
Buck 50 on yo face with the switch blade
Or the razor, yeah, the razor
She my son yeah, but I ain’t raise her
“Senile” (Feat. Young Money)
And I know they say they shine, I ain’t seen ’em shine once
All these rappers is my sons, and I’m always nine months
Man if this was baseball, I ain’t let ’em slide once
“Give It All To Me” (Feat. Movado)
I’m like, “Who’s up?” Girls is used up
These b*tches is my sons, I tied my tubes up!
“Dead Wrong”
And if you miss me, I’m swervin’ b*tches
Goddamn, ain’t even pregnant, but I’m birthin’ b*tches
“Boss Ass B*tch”
More money than ’em, I’ma son all these n*ggas
I ain’t shoppin’, but it’s like I gotta store these n*ggas
Put ’em on time out, and never call these niggas
“I’m Legit”
Those n*ggas don’t step on my damn zanottis
All them b*tches is my sons but who’s the daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnHDCeP87_w
“Mercy”
In Malibu I’m by the sea section
And all these b*tches is my sons, yeah C-Section