If you were worried that Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 wasn’t going to be able to live up to the hilarity of the first film, let me school you on the hijinks of this latest trailer. Not only does Kevin James put on a show on his Segway – yes, the Segway is back! – but he is hit by a car, after which he runs into a glass door and FALLS DOWN! Later, he fights a bird, but it’s not just any bird, because that sucker is exotic and it’s probably rare, which means that if he kills it we will laugh even harder. He’s not done there, because next he punches an old lady in the stomach, and she’s all, “Do you still want turn down service?” because the old ladies who work at hotels in Las Vegas are notoriously devoted to their jobs. Finally, to top it all off, Paul Blart, which rhymes with fart so it’s already hilarious, is kicked really hard by a horse, so hard that he flies into a car.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 hits theaters on April 17, so start stocking up on adult diapers now.
