You know Carrie Fisher’s twitter account is going to be a goldmine the moment you arrive and see her tagline is “Instant gratification takes too long.” And boy is it ever full of quirky slam poetry style tweets and Star Wars stuff, especially with the premiere rapidly approaching and her life being taken over by The Force Awakens. But beyond that, her account is also a goldmine of Gary photos.
Who is Gary? Why, Gary is Carrie Fisher’s French bulldog, and there’s a good chance he’s cooler than you. Gary was on Good Morning America. Gary saw the new Star Wars movie before you did. Gary has a rider for all the conventions Carrie attends. And Gary gets to fly first class. Now that we’ve seen him on television with his adorable blep, we just can’t get enough. So to help you through the honeymoon phase of your new Gary addiction, here’s a bunch of images of Gary Garying it up. Go Gary!
Yep, there’s a good chance you too could meet Gary at a convention and get a picture with him. I know it’s annoying having to crop out that Princess Leia chick afterwards, but he likes having her around for photos.
He’s even by her side for a lot of panels and convention interviews. It’s not just because he’s so gosh darn adorable. He’s also Carrie’s therapy dog and helps her deal with anxiety related to bipolar disorder.
Gary is 2 tongues like Trump is 2 lips, Xcept Garys tongue is kind &USEFUL&Trumps lipsR busy kissing his own smug ASS pic.twitter.com/HFJh1Rf071
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) August 7, 2015
Men think women are crazy & women think men are children. Everyone thinks Gary is a great-albeit unappreciated,singer pic.twitter.com/63qyJIsyND
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) June 22, 2015
Gary between bites in the big apple… pic.twitter.com/Vyml69LPMP
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) December 1, 2015
So, 2celebrate all of u watching Billie's FOX show Scream Queens, airing 2nite @ 9, Ive posted this revealing selfie pic.twitter.com/djRhWChsP5
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 28, 2015
Or Gary will collapse! Dial 1-800-SEND-CF+GARY-2-UK&/orLA=please🚀 pic.twitter.com/YxPibCP8CR
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) September 29, 2015
In flight en route ach tongue pic.twitter.com/NxsoFxJqXR
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) July 20, 2015
Gary…before and after twilight. pic.twitter.com/3XMe0WKXzk
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) April 30, 2015
ask me aYES orNO questionI'll star the yeses& gary WONT starTHOSEnose/but/1st.no 2 the/Endor queries pic.twitter.com/RuGA7K0T4n
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) August 21, 2015
Gary mid air en route to Canada, accompanied by a stewardess with all the charm of a haughty blister….. pic.twitter.com/OLpWHGThxC
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) July 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/Gary_TheDog/status/673021190068416512