With legendary comedian Jim Carrey set to host SNL this Saturday and Dumb and Dumber To on the way, I thought it only appropriate to look back at one of his most quotable, and hilarious films of all-time, the original Dumb and Dumber. So grab a Big Gulp and hit the road with your best friends, but don’t take too long, because according to this map we’ve only gone about four inches and we’ve got to be back in time to catch SNL this weekend.
Here are the Dumb and Dumber quotes you should still be using in everyday conversation…
“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When you’ve been sitting around the house in your pajamas for far too long.
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” — Lloyd
Everyday use: Any time you need a little reassurance.
“Mock! Yeah!” — Lloyd and Harry
Everyday use: When you just need a good sing-along.
“Oh look, frost!” — Harry
Everyday use: When you appreciate the small things.
“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry
Everyday use: When your friends forget the rules.
“Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” — Friend of Sea Bass
Everyday use: When your friend needs some encouragement.
“What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry
Everyday use: When you’re reminded of the risk you just took.
“Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When someone loves snacks as much as you do.
“That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When someone’s descriptions don’t add up.
“Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When you just want to talk to your crush.
“According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry
Everyday use: When someone puts you in charge of the GPS.
“We landed on the moon!” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When you haven’t quite caught up on the news.
“Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When you realize you’re the buzz kill.
“I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When you think you’ve got it going on.
“Nice set of hooters you got there!” — Harry
Everyday use: Any time you find yourself around owls.
“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” — Lloyd
Everday use: When your landlord asks for rent.
“One time we mated a bull dog with a shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” — Harry
Everyday use: When your job description is a little confusing.
“Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When you everyone talks about how much traveling they’ve done.
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” — Lloyd
Everyday use: When the words just don’t come out the way you planned.
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” — Harry
Everyday use: Whenever anyone comes through out of nowhere.
