Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has taken a bit of a drubbing online, leaving the state of the DC Extended Universe somewhat in question, and making Ben Affleck a very sad man. What can be done to mend this franchise and poor Ben’s broken heart?
Could it be there just weren’t enough dudes facing off in the movie? Could adding a third guy to the brawl solve everything? Probably not, although what if the third guy was Ash from the Evil Dead series? Bruce Campbell himself stepped up to propose this fix to the primitive screwheads at Warner Bros…
Guys, need any help? pic.twitter.com/jJWcsJEr1F
— Bruce Campbell (@GroovyBruce) March 23, 2016
I like that Bruce wrote out “vs” properly for his title. Master of the boomstick and grammar.
Of course, Ash is no stranger to crossovers. For years, a Freddy vs Jason vs Ash movie was in the works at New Line Cinema. Sadly that flick never panned out, although a comic book version did end up getting made. Considering how many people the “heroes” kill in Zack Snyder’s movies, Ash going from taking on Freddy and Jason to Batman and Superman would be an easy transition.
How do you think an Ash vs Batman vs Superman throwdown would play out? All I know is, it definitely wouldn’t take two-and-a-half hours to determine a winner…
(Via Neatorama)
