Saving Private Ryan Gosling #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight pic.twitter.com/oWTMaDmRjW
— Nick G (@NickGThinks) January 27, 2016
After the Oscar nominations were announced, people went to work both mocking the choices and — on a more serious note — pointing out the overwhelming whiteness of the picks. The hashtag #OscarsSoWhite popped up, boycotts were threatened, make-goods were promised, and Oscars host Chris Rock had to throw out a bunch of his jokes and start writing new ones.
@Midnight decided to address the issue with a serious roundtable discussion spearheaded by a panel of esteemed academics… or maybe they had a pun war using a new a hashtag on Twitter: “This year’s Oscars are whiter than a polar bear at an NPR party so tonight we’re playing #MakeAMovieWhiter.”
As with the Guy Fieri movies, Twitter delivered some genuinely silly puns in response to @Midnight’s call to action. Mighty white of them. Check out our favorites below, or skip right past that to the comments and lecture us about how racist this is. Because making a pun about Ryan Gosling is definitely the same — with the same impact on your quality of life — as generations of structural inequality. Thanks for the heads up, white/1-16th-Cherokee ninth-grader from Topeka.
Straight Outta Hamptons #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Marian (@MarianRosin) January 27, 2016
Planet of the Vapes #MakeAMovieWhiter
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 27, 2016
Trevors #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— I Schmidt, You Not (@BestBitMachine) January 27, 2016
School of Yacht Rock #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) January 27, 2016
The Lion, the Witch, and the Warped Tour @midnight #MakeAMovieWhiter
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) January 27, 2016
Brunch At Tiffany's#MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) January 27, 2016
Reservoir Rescue Dogs #MakeAMovieWhiter @Midnight
— Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) January 27, 2016
Gluten Free Willy #MakeAMovieWhiter
— Zachary (@ZacKent96) January 27, 2016
3:10 To Yoga #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) January 27, 2016
White Men Can't Even @midnight #MakeAMovieWhiter
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) January 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/NotBTB/status/692206214701252609
Girl with the Infinity Tattoo #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Madison Sinclair (@MaddSinclair) January 27, 2016
A Clockwork Organic, Naturally-Sourced, Sustainable Orange. #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Blue Czech Mark (@muskrat_john) January 27, 2016
Starbucks Wars Episode V: The Barista Spelled My Name Wrong #MakeAMovieWhiter
— Lucy Conroy Official (Taylor’s Version) (@lucy_conroy) January 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/ErikWargo/status/692223358277152768
https://twitter.com/SatchellDrakes/status/692215609266937856
https://twitter.com/EvanGore/status/692276314057904130
Carlton's Way #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight pic.twitter.com/MPr6vPICjV
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheCheeseAlone/status/692276206796959744
The Rocky Horror Pinterest Show #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Brunch Store Casting (@BrunchStore) January 27, 2016
The Shawshank Probation with Counseling #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Andy is at substack.com/@byandy (@ByAndyNarwhal) January 27, 2016
Y'all Got Served #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight
— Craig Michaelson (@FullSwingActor) January 27, 2016
(Via #MakeAMovieWhiter and @Midnight)