‘Fast & Furious 8’ Is Looking For The Finest Nerds Atlanta Has To Offer

Attention, Atlanta-based nerds! The time has come! Put down your calculators! Stop secretly solving that equation on the blackboard of your school’s hallway! Get the janitor to let you out of that locker! Vin Diesel needs your help!

You see, the next film in the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast & Furious 8, is setting up shop in your fine city for its next stage of production (adios, Cuba) and it needs “Great Nerdy and intellectuals types!” of any sex or ethnicity to appear as “cargo jet techs” in the movie, according to the casting call. There’s also a line in there that says, “Looking for great faces, all shapes and sizes,” which sounds a little like a Ludacris lyric. That’s good, too! Here’s the casting call in full, via Project Casting:

Seeking Men and Women – All Ethnicities
Looking great faces, all shapes and sizes
Great Nerdy and intellectuals types!
Any Ethnicity / Age 18-40
Rate: 120/8
Date: May 10th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 23rd, 24th (possibly)
June 9th and 10th
Must be available all dates (dates are subject to change)
NO EXCEPTIONS- Need to have flexible schedule incase dates shift!

This is a great opportunity, nerds. And you’re just a cargo jet tech, so it’s perfectly safe! I mean, it’s at least reasonably safe…

It’s probably safe!