‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Finally Has A Porn Parody, And Groot Is A Penis

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04.03.15 16 Comments

Every time we assume that our friends at WoodRocket can’t top their last porn parody, they prove us wrong. Again and again and again and again, until we’re all exhausted in a sweaty pile on the floor. Last time we checked in with WoodRocket, they delivered on a very sexy and somewhat confusing Archer pictorial that had all of the spies from the agency formerly known as you know played by female porn stars. Since then, they also added a Parks and Recreation parody wonderfully-entitled Porks and Recreation, and that could be older for all I know, but I’ve been laughing at it for the last hour because I’m a child.

Today, WoodRocket delivered on arguably its most ambitious project to date, as we were introduced to a Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody entitled… get ready for it because it’s great… Gnardians of the Galaxy. Even better? The parody names of the characters.

When Star Load, Gamwhora, Crax, Rocket Raccooch, and Groin find themselves in a tight spot, this horny group of rag-tag superheroes team up to protect the universe from evil-doer, Bonin, and her lust for the power of the Infinity Bone.

Directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones, SpongeKnob SquareNuts) and starring April O’Neil, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Daisy Ducati, Shane Diesel, Vuko, and AJ as Groin, Gnardians of the Galaxy is an epic porn parody that has to be seen to be believed, and masturbated to.

While I haven’t watched to find out if there’s a raccooch-on-human sex scene, I do know that Groot is a big wooden penis, so bravo, Lee Roy Myers and WoodRocket, you glorious artists. You can view Gnardians of the Galaxy for free at the clearly NSFW WoodRocket.com.

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