It’s that time of year again! Following up on their top 10 celebrity nude scenes of 2015, Mr. Skin — the website dedicated to documenting on screen nudity — has released their ultra prestigious 17th annual Anatomy Awards, which recognizes outstanding achievements in not wearing clothes on both film and television. There was some stiff (schwing!) competition this year, with the sex-filled Fifty Shades of Grey, Allison Williams making TV history on Girls, and the gift that keeps on giving that is Orange is the New Black. But ultimately there can be only one winner in each category.
Mr. Skin is kind enough to give freebie screen shots to anyone who would like to sign up for an account, but just in case your boss (or significant other) ain’t cool with that, we have the complete list below.
Breast Picture: Fifty Shades of Grey
Best TV Show: Shameless — Season Five
Best Butt: Demi Lovato in Vanity Fair: Photoshoot
Nudecomer of the Year: Chanel Iman in Dope
Best Breasts: Joey Fisher in Anarchy Parlor
Best Lesbian Scene: Freema Agyeman & Jamie Clayton in Sense8
Best Full Frontal: Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina
Celebrity Nude Debut: Kristen Wiig in Welcome to Me
Best Nipples: Lena Headey in Zipper
Best A-Cup All-Star: Emily Kinney in Masters of Sex
Best Bush Only: Liv Tyler in The Leftovers
Best Cameltoe: Kate Hudson in Rock the Kasbah
Best Ass-Eating: Allison Williams in Girls
Longest Butt Crack: Erin Marie Hogan in Ray Donovan
Best Pasties: Lady Gaga in American Horror Story
Best Facial: Jennifer Connelly in Shelter
Best Backbend BJ: Bonnie Rotten in Appetites
Best Shaving Cream Crotch: Katarina Cas in Danny Collins
Best Blowhole: Kelli Garner in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe
Most Surprising Nudity: Queen Latifah in Bessie
Best Jumpstart Jugs: Emily Bergl in Shameless
Best Nude and Tasered: Leslie Bibb in Salem Rogers
Best Breast Milking Scene: Laura Donnelly in Outlander
Best Over 40 Nude Scene: Sasha Alexander in Shameless
Best Pube Tweeze: Zosia Mamet in Girls
Best CGI Nudity: Rebecca Van Cleave in Game of Thrones
Best Iceberg Boobs: Weronika Rosati in True Detective
Best Threesome: Aomi Muyock and Kiara Kristin in Love
Best Double Pressed Hams: Ana de Armas and Lorenza Izzo in Knock Knock
Best Naked Piggy Back: Helena Mattsson in American Horror Story
Best Nude and Tattooed: Ruby Rose in Orange is the New Black
Best Nude in Heels: Lisa Edelstein in Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce
Best Naked Human Teeter Totter: Phedra Syndelle and Toni Duclottni in Straight Outta Compton
Best Trans Boobs: Trace Lysette in Blunt Talk
Best Skinterracial Sex: Jodie Smith in Mad Dogs
Best Sex with a Teddy Bear: Sarah Silverman in I Smile Back
Best Naked Wheelbarrow: Jil Funke in Unfinished Business
Nude Heil Titler: Kim Shannon in Midnight Sex Run
Craziest Nude Scene: Rose McGowan in RM486
Best Zombie Boobs: Missy Martinez in Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Best Butthole Waxing: Christina Millian in Christina Milian Turned Up
And if anyone was wondering, Angelina Jolie took home (figuratively speaking) this year’s coveted Lifetime Achievement Award for appearing nude in 15 roles since 1993. Congratulations Angie, and give our best to Brad!
