Mr. Skin’s Annual ‘Anatomy Awards’ Honors The Best Celebrity Nude Scenes Of 2015

It’s that time of year again! Following up on their top 10 celebrity nude scenes of 2015, Mr. Skin — the website dedicated to documenting on screen nudity — has released their ultra prestigious 17th annual Anatomy Awards, which recognizes outstanding achievements in not wearing clothes on both film and television. There was some stiff (schwing!) competition this year, with the sex-filled Fifty Shades of Grey, Allison Williams making TV history on Girls, and the gift that keeps on giving that is Orange is the New Black. But ultimately there can be only one winner in each category.

Mr. Skin is kind enough to give freebie screen shots to anyone who would like to sign up for an account, but just in case your boss (or significant other) ain’t cool with that, we have the complete list below.

Breast Picture: Fifty Shades of Grey

Best TV Show: Shameless — Season Five

Best Butt: Demi Lovato in Vanity Fair: Photoshoot

Nudecomer of the Year: Chanel Iman in Dope

Best Breasts: Joey Fisher in Anarchy Parlor

Best Lesbian Scene: Freema Agyeman & Jamie Clayton in Sense8

Best Full Frontal: Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina

Celebrity Nude Debut: Kristen Wiig in Welcome to Me

Best Nipples: Lena Headey in Zipper

Best A-Cup All-Star: Emily Kinney in Masters of Sex

Best Bush Only: Liv Tyler in The Leftovers

Best Cameltoe: Kate Hudson in Rock the Kasbah

Best Ass-Eating: Allison Williams in Girls

Longest Butt Crack: Erin Marie Hogan in Ray Donovan

Best Pasties: Lady Gaga in American Horror Story

Best Facial: Jennifer Connelly in Shelter

Best Backbend BJ: Bonnie Rotten in Appetites

Best Shaving Cream Crotch: Katarina Cas in Danny Collins

Best Blowhole: Kelli Garner in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe

Most Surprising Nudity: Queen Latifah in Bessie

Best Jumpstart Jugs: Emily Bergl in Shameless

Best Nude and Tasered: Leslie Bibb in Salem Rogers

Best Breast Milking Scene: Laura Donnelly in Outlander

Best Over 40 Nude Scene: Sasha Alexander in Shameless

Best Pube Tweeze: Zosia Mamet in Girls

Best CGI Nudity: Rebecca Van Cleave in Game of Thrones

Best Iceberg Boobs: Weronika Rosati in True Detective

Best Threesome: Aomi Muyock and Kiara Kristin in Love

Best Double Pressed Hams: Ana de Armas and Lorenza Izzo in Knock Knock

Best Naked Piggy Back: Helena Mattsson in American Horror Story

Best Nude and Tattooed: Ruby Rose in Orange is the New Black

Best Nude in Heels: Lisa Edelstein in Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce

Best Naked Human Teeter Totter: Phedra Syndelle and Toni Duclottni in Straight Outta Compton

Best Trans Boobs: Trace Lysette in Blunt Talk

Best Skinterracial Sex: Jodie Smith in Mad Dogs

Best Sex with a Teddy Bear: Sarah Silverman in I Smile Back

Best Naked Wheelbarrow: Jil Funke in Unfinished Business

Nude Heil Titler: Kim Shannon in Midnight Sex Run

Craziest Nude Scene: Rose McGowan in RM486

Best Zombie Boobs: Missy Martinez in Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Best Butthole Waxing: Christina Millian in Christina Milian Turned Up

And if anyone was wondering, Angelina Jolie took home (figuratively speaking) this year’s coveted Lifetime Achievement Award for appearing nude in 15 roles since 1993. Congratulations Angie, and give our best to Brad!

(Mr. Skin via BroBible)