If you don’t know who Tommy Pistol is, well, you probably haven’t been reading Dr. Chauntelle’s Adult Film Minute posts, where she can’t stop singing his praises for more than a few paragraphs. Anyway, the 2015 AVN Awards co-host (above, right) seems to be part of that new breed of male porn star that has charm and a good sense of humor, and not in the old Ron-Jeremy’s-Big-Book-Of-Knock-Knock-Jokes kind of way. Recently, a religious nut on Twitter tweeted at Pistol to repent and come to Jesus, as every so often happens to prominent porn stars. As luck would have it, Pistol had some pictures of himself playing a priest in a porn movie and responded accordingly:
If you thought that video of porn stars reading their hate mail was too much of a downer, here’s the version with a happy ending. And yes, as you can see from the pictures, Tommy Pistol tweeted this at me in the hopes that I would post this. That doesn’t usually work, but if you’ve got a picture of yourself sexorcising a hot demon in a priest costume, I’ll allow it (Burning Angel’s aptly-named XXXorcist, in this case). Good rule of thumb.