https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksr_-Dr8ct8
It’s hard to decide just what is the worst part of this 82-second video of Shia LaBeouf rapping is. There’s so much to pick from: the burnouts erupting at every line of gibberish coming out of Shia’s mouth, the actor’s pony tail draped over his shoulder, the time LaBeouf bangs Crip for the sake of his verse or every single word that comes out of his mouth. It’s all terrible, to the point where you almost feel embarrassed for him, but then you remember he’s Shia LaBeouf, the tool, and you just laugh at the awfulness.
Unfortunately (fortunately?) this isn’t LaBeouf’s first attempt at spitting a few bars. In fact, back in 2003 he even threw down some breakdancing to go with his bars on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn:
But Shia is no amateur just messing around with freestyles in his spare time, he’s actually recorded stuff in the studio before. Whatever you do, please stick around with this video long enough to hear LaBeouf call him self “half Jean Claude”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZM6OPjs2U
Let’s get him back into movies please.
(Via CJ Tilly)
