In our experience, tales of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson commenting on Zac Efron‘s chest are reserved for the cheerfully pervy world of erotic celebrity fan fiction. That said, this particular tale of attractive millionaires talking about chest definition is a work of non-fiction.
This whole affair came about when Efron showcased a pic on Instagram that trumpeted the upcoming release of his film Dirty Grandpa (howdy Robert De Niro!) and included the High School Musical alum sporting a sassy tank top.
The “STOP STARING AT MY T*TS” slogan and the gentleman’s bosom it was clinging to managed to capture the attention of Dwayne Johnson. His response?
2016: The year where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson comments on Zac Efron’s boy jugs before they start filming a big screen Baywatch adaptation. DWELL ON THIS AS YOU TRY TO GET INTO A GROOVE OF WRITING THE RIGHT DATE ON YOUR PERSONAL CHECKS!
This seems like a good place to point out that The Rock has had a somewhat complicated relationship with his own chest. He’s been proud to shove his enormous action star pecs in your face via pro graps and social media, but the entertainer did undergo gynecomastia surgery earlier in his career. Hey, maybe this will lead to Johnson and Efron having a discussion on PBS regarding the nature of chests and modern masculinity? Or more social media back-n-forth. Probably the back-n-forth thing.
(via Oh No They Didn’t!)
