Today’s been a rough day. It probably began with that cop-shoots-dog video, and will end with the knowledge that there’s still 24 hours left until you can celebrate the independence of our nation by blowing up a small part of it. On a personal note, I’m getting married on Saturday, so I currently hate people, love, and the phrase “chicken or fish,” in that order, and hating people, love, and the phrase “chicken or fish,” in that order, is exhausting. We could all use a break, to sit back, relax, and wonder why it’s taken this long for someone to combine the Lumineers’ suspender-y “Ho Hey” with Will Ferrell’s impression of Cubs announcer Harry Caray from SNL, but be glad that they did.
I knew I should have ordered that platter of barbeque spare ribs in the shape of the moon when I had the chance.
