Guns N’ Roses Are Offering A $2,500 VIP Package That Doesn’t Include A Meet And Greet With Any Of The Members

Guns N' Roses in Concert at Bella Villa Park in Lisbon - May 27, 2006
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Looks like the newly reformed Guns N’ Roses are milking their 2016 reunion for all they can. The band will be performing for two nights in Las Vegas in April, and for the affordable price of $2,500, you could get yourself a “Signature VIP Experience,” which includes a seat in the first 10 rows and a behind-the-scenes escorted VIP backstage tour (among other things).

However, that package doesn’t include a meet and greet with Axl, Slash or Duff McKagan. That’s right — $2,500 can score you a bunch of other stuff, but not what you really want which is, of course, getting the chance to share some Taco Bell with Axl as you both watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles together.

However, this is what you will for sure get:

  • One Incredible Top Price Reserved (Lower Level) Ticket in the First Ten (10) Rows *
  • One Ultra-Exclusive, Autographed Limited Edition Silkscreened Guns N’ Roses Tour Poster.
  • Each Limited Edition Silkscreened Tour Poster Autographed by Members of Guns N’ Roses.
  • Created Exclusively for VIPs, Hand Numbered and Comes with a Certificate of Authenticity
  • Individual On-Stage Preshow Photo Opportunity (Includes Actual Show, Lighting & Production Elements)
  • Special “Behind the Scenes” Escorted VIP Backstage Tour
  • Welcome To The Jungle: Exclusive Guns N’ Roses Themed Preshow VIP Hospitality Lounge
  • Get The Party Started in Style – Signature Guns N’ Roses Themed Cocktails Upon Arrival
  • Locked & Loaded – Complimentary Beer, Wine, Spirits and Assorted Soft Drink Selections
  • Spread for the Ages – Deluxe Dinner Buffet, Eclectic Selection of Hors D’Oeuvres and Amazing Desserts
  • Variety of Comfortable Seating Options to Enjoy Food & Beverage
  • Preshow Prizes, Party Favors, Tons of Your Favorite Music and More…
  • Forget the Lines! Preshow Party Includes Crowd-Free Merchandise Shopping Opportunity
  • Dedicated On-Site VIP Host
  • VIP Priority Check-In
  • Separate VIP Entrance
  • The Essential Guns N’ Roses VIP Gift Bag
  • Designed Exclusively for VIP Package Purchasers
  • Includes Special Guns N’ Roses Themed VIP Merchandise
  • All Gift Bags Also Include a Commemorative VIP Laminate & Matching Lanyard

Unless you’ve got copious amounts of money to spend, you’re probably better off risking that $2,500 at a casino or, you know, just purchasing a cheaper ticket ($79.50, without fees) and still having plenty of money to gamble with.

(Via SPIN)