11.18.08 9 years ago 24 Comments

I would literally rather be attacked by a mountain lion.

Mets third baseman David Wright sparked excitement among fans at a fund-raiser for his charity, or so says someone connected to Page Six, which means this story is strictly for entertainment value.

A spy at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square for his “Do the Wright Thing” event watched in shock as Wright was “mobbed by a swarm of trashy-looking cougars. Middle-age women with bad ’80s hair were practically pushing down little kids who were trying to get baseballs signed.” Wright was overheard pleading, “Ladies, calm down! Please, relax.”

Ah, the sweet life of a young, hunky baseball star in the Big Apple.  “Ladies, calm down!  I’m sorry, I’m an old-fashioned guy; only three of you can come back to my apartment.”

[Deuce of Davenport]

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