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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: avril lavigne is it safe to assume that your song "keep holding on" is a love song from the dragon’s point of view |
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LavigneLasVegas: aeeww who the f@#% are u get the f@#% away from meh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sorry i just thot that because it was on the soundtrack to the major motion picture "eragon" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: typo, sorry, the major motion picture "dragon"
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LavigneLasVegas: f@#% /throws up middle fingers |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: avril in the song "sk8r boi" [sp] would you be able to provied information in addition to “he was a boy she was a girl” if presst, should the situation be less than obvious to the audients |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: also in said song are you a triflin bitch y/n |
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LavigneLasVegas: f@#% u!!!!!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: remember that video where you’re are homeless |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: remenber that video where your black haired an tryen to steal a teenage man from a red headed bookish hotter preppie version of you |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: in the song "complicated" have you ever considerd that your the problem |
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LavigneLasVegas: what’re you talking about |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you say you like him the way he are when your driven in his car, right, when he’s talken to you 1-on-1 |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: but he be-comes somebody else round evryone else watchen his back like he caint relax |
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LavigneLasVegas: right |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: round evryone else |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: seems like hes the way he is with them normly an hes just acken this way in his car with you to get you’re bony avian asshole into bed |
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LavigneLasVegas: f@#% u!!!!!!! f@#% u!! /throws up horns, realizes she meant middle fingers, tries to play off "horns" as middle fingers |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: avril remember hte song "my happy endings" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: it goes "youve got your dumb friends/i know what they say/they tell you i’m difficult/but so are they/but they don’t know me/do they even know you" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you see that part where you say you’re boyfriends friends are dumb and don’t know him, and you get mad at them for not knowing you and thinking your difficult |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do you think maybe your the problem in all of your songs |
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LavigneLasVegas: f@#% u |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what is that, it looks like heathcliff the cat is fighten in your words |
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LavigneLasVegas: ahm sayin’ the f-word! Ungh! /thrusts crotch |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no u arnt
when you type fcuk in chat it comes out looken like f**k or sometimes f***, been that way since aol upgraded us like four years ago
your fcukens got hash marks an andpersands
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LavigneLasVegas: oh
well im not typing the actual f-word I’m typing f@#% so it LOOKS like a cuss word, because i’m PUNK, UNGH! /smokes
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: o |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey avril lavigne do you recall being marriaged to the guy from some 41 the band |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: did you marry him because he was the small less masculine version fo you |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: like if i married tyler clippard |
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LavigneLasVegas: f**k you!!!!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: gees, language |
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Maddon11: Hey Kyle, what’s up? Ready to not pitch tonight? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey so uh avril lavigne |
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Maddon11: Yeah? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: worst f**ken replacement for many ramirez ever
worse than trot nixon
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Maddon11: Damn, don’t say anything you can’t take back. |
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Maddon11: She’s just throwing out the first pitch. We don’t start platooning her in the outfield until next week. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: whore you platoonen her with, sky sweetenthem |
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Maddon11: Sorry, don’t get the reference. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i wish you did |