03.22.10 9 years ago 11 Comments

This undated photo just hit my radar, so it’s new to me. It’s Tobey Maguire watching Natalie Portman walk down a flight of stairs at, presumably, a baseball game last year’s US Open. [If I had known it was that old, I would have saved it for a link dump. But like I said. New to me.]

But Natalie has a hot dog in her mouth and Tobey looks like he’s about to do that one sexual gesture where one hand is the “A-OK” sign and the other hand is slipping the finger in and out of the hole. Very subtle, Tobes. I wouldn’t have thought you were so emo if you did that a little bit more often.

Yeah, maybe that’s not a hot dog in Natalie’s hand, but I don’t care. JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT! –YMFY.

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