Syria's Murderous D-Bag Leader Gets His Email Hacked

Bashar Al-Assad is, and we hope we’re not being too subtle in our feelings here, a complete and total monster currently committing war crimes because the citizens of the country he rules with an iron fist would like somebody who isn’t a douchebag, please.

He’s also an eye doctor. No, really. We would have pegged him as a dentist too.

Anyway, one of the side effects of firing tank shells at your own citizens is that online vigilantes get upset and crack your personal email accounts.

Among the results? He really is a huge douche, forwarding YouTube videos of the siege of Homs reenacted with toys and cookies as hilarious (3000 dead so far), making fun of promised reforms, whining about parody Twitter accounts, and just generally making himself seem like a sociopath. So, you know, just in case you didn’t already think he was an awful human being, here’s some more evidence.

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