So this quaint little show called Game Of Thrones clawed itself out of the depths of obscurity this past weekend thanks to a scene called “Red Wedding” where [spoiler redacted] happens and [spoiler redacted] gets their [expletive] [spoiler redacted]. And, much like you did, plenty of people freaked out. Well George R.R. Martin was treated to the now-viral reaction video on Conan and he had a subdued-yet-pleased reaction.
Well, I’m glad you’re happy you ripped out our hearts you soulless devil seed. Martin was clearly ready for the insanity that would follow the wildest episode we may have ever seen on any TV series ever as he had some timely quips in response.
Still, how can one man have so much control over our emotions? It’s not right!