You may remember Conan Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky from other such hilarious confrontations as “Conan Investigates His Office’s Elitist Espresso Machine” and assorted appearances that have him currently ranked #1 when I think of our “most punchable face” question.
Well, it turns out Jordan doesn’t really like coming in bright and early on Friday mornings when the team isn’t producing a show for that evening. This has been brought to Conan’s attention, and since Conan very much enjoys bringing pretentious douches down a few pegs he jumped on the opportunity to sit in Jordan’s creepily cluttered office last Friday morning and wait for Jordan to arrive (via vespa).
Must watch video of course ensues, along with legit answer “I prepared my body in various ways” that prompts Conan to reaffirm to the audience that Jordan is in fact a real person and not a fictitious portrayal of a maybe serial killer. Good times.