On one hand, Bing released their most searched-for TV shows of the year. The Big Bang Theory is at the top, for The Big Bang Theory will one day envelop us all (/types “when will big bang theory kill us” into Bing), followed by American Idol, then The Walking Dead, Downtown Abbey, and Game of Thrones, the three shows on the list anyone reading this site probably watches. Unless you’re a big Today Show fan, in which case, who let you use a computer, Grandma Kurp?
On the other hand, maybe the results are off, because Bing.
1. The Big Bang Theory
2. American Idol
3. The Walking Dead
4. Downtown Abbey
5. Game of Thrones
6. Dancing with the Stars
7. The Today Show
8. Big Brother
9. The Bachelor/Bachelorette
10. Honey Boo Boo
Yahoo! also revealed their “top searches overall in 2013.” This was truly a great year for nerdy perverts.
1. Miley Cyrus
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Kate Upton
4. Minecraft
5. Selena Gomez
6. Obamacare (affordable care act)
7. Amanda Bynes
8. Jodi Arias
9. iPhone 5
10. Justin Bieber
Mix them together, and you’ve got “bang miley cyrus,” which happens to be Google’s top search.