Hey there, Last Person In The World Who Still Hasn’t Finished Breaking Bad. How are you? You’re good? Well that is wonderful to hear. What have you been up to lately? What’s that? You’re almost all caught up on Breaking Bad? That’s great! How many episodes do you have left? Oh, just the last eight? Because they’re not on Netflix yet? And you say you’re planning to drop everything and pound through them as soon as they’re up because you’re sick of being the last person in your group of friends who doesn’t get everyone’s “Tread lightly” and “Hello, Carol” references?
Well, hoo boy, do I have some news for you…
Yup, there they are. The last eight episodes of Breaking Bad, right there on Netflix Instant, completing the entire 62-episode collectio-… Hey! Where are you going? Why are you running? BUT YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE WORK! YOU’LL GET FIRED! What’s that? Are you saying “Worth it”? It’s hard to tell when you’re getting further and further away from me with each stride.
[begins yelling]
CAAALLLLL MEEEEE WHENNNN YOOUUUU FINNNISSHHHH! WEE NEEED TOOOO TAAAALK ABOOOUUUTTTT TODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
