Jon Stewart Skewered Pizza Hut’s ‘Pork-F*cked Cheese Typhoon Of Gluttony’ On ‘The Daily Show’

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Man, was The Daily Show at the top of its game last night or what? As someone who covers pop culture on a daily basis, it’s admittedly a lot easier when you’re shooting fish in a barrel. Between Donald Trump’s presidential announcement and Pizza Hut’s new hot dog crust pizza, Jon Stewart admitted that “this might be the greatest day of my life.”

Drunk with giddiness, Stewart said that the pizza-hot dog abomination “looks like a group of uncircumcised Italian men jerking off, onto a f*cking pizza… or, if you prefer, pizza wearing an uncircumcised dick bandolier.” At the risk of offending of Arby’s as being the most disgusting fast food ever, he dismisses the hot dog pizza as two-timing them with that “Island of Doctor Moreau’s pork-f*cked cheese typhoon of gluttony.”

The whole episode was peak Stewart. (Please don’t leave us!)

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