NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo…
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman – one of Hollywood’s most enduring couples – are separating after 30 years together, their rep confirmed to PEOPLE. [PEOPLE Magazine]
… ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Good Lord, I am legitimately bummed about this. I mean, first Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, now this? Thirty years is a long time for anyone to be married, but seeing a 30-year marriage in Hollywood is like seeing Sasquatch riding a unicorn. And this was one of the few couples that people pointed to when they wanted proof that a showbiz marriage could work. Now it’s just Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, and Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. That’s it. End of list. Love ain’t dead, but it’s definitely on a morphine drip, people.
If I find out Danny DeVito was working on a movie with Angelina Jolie and she wooed him away, I will be LIVID. Not again, you homewrecker. Not again.
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