All The ‘Freaks And Geeks’ Quotes You Should Still Be Using In Everyday Conversation

For many people Freaks and Geeks is the most realistic television depiction of those not-fitting-in teen angst years, which is why it remains beloved to this day (and why Seth Rogen will maybe pick a fight with an NBC exec over it). A show that clicks with people on such a personal level is bound to be filled with knowledge and wisdom to pass on to others, and it was! I give you the Freaks and Geeks quotes you should live by AND be using in everyday conversation…

“Were you asleep during scared straight?” — Neal

Everyday use: When your friends are being stupid.

“Not all good looking people are cool.” — Lindsay

Everyday use: When you find out the hard way.

“Cause freaks go all the way.” — Millie

Everyday use: When your friends need a good talking to.

“I’m sarcastic?” — Ken

Everyday use: When other people just don’t get it.

“Are you supposed to lick her teeth?” — Bill

Everyday use: When you have no idea what you’ve gotten into.

“He died.” — Harold Weir

Everyday use: When your friends need some sound advice.

“No thank you, I prefer to get high on life.” — Millie

Everyday use: When you want to remember the night.

“Screw you, I’m hilarious!” — Neal

Everyday use: Every time you open your mouth.

“I don’t want to relate to anybody.” — Daniel

Everyday use: When you need some alone time.

“Bill Murray’s the funniest man on the planet.” — Bill

Everyday use: That’s exactly how you use it.

“Get a woman laughing and you’ve got a woman loving.” — Harris

Everyday use: When your friends are focusing on the wrong thing.

“You’re like the only person who’s ever gotten what I’m about.” — Nick

Everyday use: When you appreciate your best friends.

“Why don’t you make out with my butt and call it love?” — Ken

Everyday use: When you don’t have a better comeback.

“You couldn’t be in love with someone you couldn’t cut the cheese in front of.” — Bill

Everyday use: When you’re deciding if he/she’s the one.

“I get these weird urges sometimes.” — Nick

Everyday use: When you share your thoughts.

“Bodies are merely a shell which conceal our heavenly souls.” — Harris

Everyday use: When you’re feeling empowered.

“Rock ‘n’ roll don’t come from your brain.” — Daniel

Everyday use: When you have writer’s block.

“I don’t need another friend, I already have two.” — Sam

Everyday use: When people ask why you’re always with the same people.

“Always a good night for some Sabbath.” — Neal

Everyday use: *Friday night. Always a good night for some “Black” Sabbath

“I’ve seen God… he plays drums in Led Zeppelin.” — Nick

Everyday use: When your heroes are right in front of you.

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