Well, I wasn’t expecting to see THIS today: a German kids channel instructs boys in the art of hiding an erection (amazing video below). As you can see from the helpful graphic here, boners are constantly getting in the way: pitching tents in your cargo shorts, exploding on girls, and knocking over stacks of tin cans. Guyism says:
The piece of programming aired as part of a show dedicated to puberty cleverly titled “You Are Not a Werewolf”.
Wait… werewolf? Now I’m even MORE confused.
Oh well, at least now I have several handy (or non-handy, as the case may be) new ways to hide my erection. Up until now I’ve just been hiding it in your mom.