To paraphrase They Might Be Giants, you’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older and now you’re older still and now you’re slowly rotting on the inside, lurching ever close to your inevitable death.
Next week, next month, next year, you’ll appear different than you do now, some of us more than others. Take Calvin Harris, for instance. Once he became one of the world’s most successful DJs, he went from looking like an extra in Trainspotting to a guy who dates Taylor Swift. Having all that money, and a team of stylists and trainers can do wonders for a person.
“America’s first family,” the Kardashians, were never lacking for dough, but now they’re rolling in it, thanks to an empire built on TV shows, apps, and energy drinks. Their image is their #brand, which is why they somehow look younger now than they did 10 years ago. Actually, make that “somehow,” because it’s pretty obvious to see why in Saint Hoax’s time-lapse videos.
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Kim has always denied having plastic surgery, but Kourtney and Kylie admitted to getting breast implants and “temporary lip fillers,” respectively, which, whatever. If they want and can afford it, why not? But it’s still striking to see how much they’ve changed, both naturally and with help (lots and lots of help) from science, over the years. And now you’re older still.
(Via Bustle)
