‘My Voice Is My Passport’

07.28.10 8 years ago 18 Comments

Disney star Selena Gomez is making the talk show rounds this week, promoting Ramona ad Beezus, her music, and general awareness of her now being legal. Which is great news, because I don’t want masturbate to a 17-year-old. I don’t want to, but I will.

Anyway, by the time Selena made it to George Lopez, she’d lost her voice, which is totally her most precious gift after nubile body, soft lips, and thick, lustrous hair. Rather than cancel, she did the entire interview on a talk box. The video is below, and it’s fantastic. Finally, a beautiful teenage girl has the robotic speaking cadence of Stephen Hawking. It’s every bit as sexy as it sounds.

Be sure to watch from the 6:55 mark on, when she tries to laugh via talk box. It’s delightful.

[via Best Week Ever]

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