
In my recap of last night’s SNL, I neglected to reference one very important detail: Weekend Update’s mention of Naked and Afraid, which is apparently a real thing and now that Seth Meyers has brought it to my attention, I suddenly like him a lot more. Naked is an upcoming Discovery Channel reality show about “naked men and women stranded together in remote locations who must also use their wits and bodies to survive,” including, in the premiere, the Serengeti plains. So, Burning Man, but with more warthogs. And vagina fish, apparently.
[Star Kellie] Nightlinger said she had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs.
‘We needed something with protein and because the water was so muddy, traditional fishing methods wouldn’t work, so I had to improvise, adapt and overcome,’ said Nightlinger. (Via)
I have a feeling most reactions to Naked and Afraid will involve batin’.

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I didn’t know fish had such a strong sense of smell.
/obvious joke
Or why they wouldn’t just think it was another fish.
It’ll be weird to watch two blurrified people trying to survive lol I’ll probably try to watch the premiere though. Also, how awkward must it be for those two people to constantly be nude around each other and all the crew. good lord
Their wits, their bodies, and his supply of hair gel.
+1
I’m sure you got an unbiased opinion from “Skullcrusher”. There’s no doubt he was “crushing” it and im sure she was totally useless. She probably wanted him too.
BULLSHIT!!! The real world doesn’t work like hentai. Women’s vaginas are not really animal traps.
So in the “n and a” picture; I’m thinking if the flames were not there, that digitizing would be.
Dawgonit cisco….Spoke with Skull on the phone yesterday….sounds good…I had spoken with him right after he had returned from the filming and without his skills I’m sure that he made the venture a little more bearable……(I’m known as cptndawg1 and another friend of ours is cpt_mac)……The four of us have been together, off and on, for about 6-7years. I’m guessing that this will be an exciting series and we just might see Errol (skullcrusher) more times in venues such as this “Reality scenario”)……..cd1
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