Wednesday’s edition of Colbert featured loads of Thanksgiving chat (because why not?) and a segment aimed at last-minute Thanksgiving chefs. Colbert served up a lovely instructional video packed with “Thanksgiving tips” that may or may not pan out for you and your extended family. Instead of stale presentations of your meal coupled with a cornucopia, why not roll with a lovely traffic cone instead? Are things getting dull? Maybe this year you can embrace a traditional “stuffingata” that will keep your kids occupied. It’s all very silly and funny with a dash of surreally haunting when you just stare at that stuffing-packed VCR for an extended stretch.
Elsewhere in Wednesday’s episode, “man-giant” life strategist Tony Robbins popped by to offer a happy Thanksgiving and push his exciting new bestseller Awaken the Turkey Within in the 11:37 pm slot. As you can see, Tony’s advice is pretty handy.
That apron isn’t half-bad either. I wonder if it comes in non-giant sizes. Hmm… Or would the turkey within demand a giant size? Something to grapple with while taking a swing at the stuffingata, I suppose.