03.22.10 9 years ago 19 Comments

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Season premiere. The show released a whole bunch of promotional pictures, and the ones that looked interesting in thumbnail form are in the gallery below. I would like to wear Cheryl Burke as a hat.

Nurse Jackie (Showtime) — Season premiere. Edie Falco seems like a cool person to get drunk and watch porn with.

United States of Tara (Showtime) — Season premiere. Word on the street is that it’s a lot better this season.

Two and a Half Men (CBS) — You know, Tricia Helfer in a guest starring role is almost enough to make me watch.

Chuck (NBC) —  Spies in movies never actually call themselves spies; they’re always “agents” or some other term. And yet half the dialog on this show is Chuck talking about wanting to be a spy. That always bothers me.

Castle (ABC) — Dana Delany begins a two-episode guest starring role. I say that like people actually care about Dana Delany.

Rare Anatomy (NatGeo) — “You know those vaginas that are, like, double vaginas?”

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