American Horror Story: 1984 (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — After no one believed her story last week, Brooke’s claims that an escaped mental patient named Mr. Jingles tried to kill her are validated when strange things begin happening at the camp, and the counselors realize they’re on their own.
Chicago Med (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — Season five opens with Will and Natalie struggling to survive following a disastrous car accident as Dr. Charles returns from his honeymoon early to tend to a young patient he suspects may have schizophrenia.
The Goldbergs (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Season seven begins with Beverly forcing the family to take a road trip to Disneyland, and regretting that decision when things inevitably go awry.
The Masked Singer (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) — If you saw the Emmys, you probably already know that Fox’s singing competition returns tonight. In season two, eight new undercover celebrity singers face off against one another in head-to-toe costumes resembling giant eggs and colorful flamingos. It’s 2019, weird TV sells.
Schooled (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) — In the season two premiere, Lainey returns to William Penn with a warning from Mellor to stop befriending her students as a new hire throws the faculty into chaos.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Season eight begins with the squad responding to a mattress factory fire that leaves hundreds trapped and our favorite heroes battling for their lives.
Modern Family (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — The show’s final season kicks off with Hailey fighting Claire and Phil over the right way to parent the twins and Manny planning to win back his ex by directing a commercial.
Suits (USA, 9:00 p.m.) — The firm is forced to lay it all on the line to save itself as key members reckon with their pasts and look to their uncertain futures.
Single Parents (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Season two launches with the parents failing to take advantage of their summer of freedom while the kids are away at camp. Angie obsesses over an email to her ex, Will is forced to hang out with Tracy Freeze, and Poppy gets ghosted by her date.
Chicago P.D. (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — In the Season 7 premiere, Voight’s grudge against the mayor-elect puts him under suspicion when Kelton is found murdered. Upton and Halstead are eager to prove their sergeant’s innocence, but the more evidence they gather, the closer they come to doing the opposite.
South Park (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — Kyle goes to camp in the Season 23 premiere.
Stumptown (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — ABC’s newest crime drama stars Cobie Smulders as Dex, a private detective and Army vet with a sharp wit, a gambling problem, and a brother to take care of. She patrols the city, looking to solve crimes the police can’t (or won’t).
LATE NIGHT GUESTS
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Joe Biden, Cobie Smulders, James Blake
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Robert De Niro, Jameela Jamil, Bastille
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Renee Zellweger, Walton Goggins
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Anna Kendrick, Kal Penn, Edi Patterson
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Ashley Tisdale, Taran Killam, Cherry Glazerr
A Little Late WIth Lilly Singh: Anna Faris
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: Nick Cannon
Conan: Gary Gulman
