This Guy Claims He Got Fired For Taking A Selfie With Aubrey Plaza’s Underwear

If you work in retail, or any job that doesn’t film in a seedy Valley warehouse, it’s probably not a good idea to “borrow” the underwear of your customers and take a selfie with them, like Redditor “Tuoka” claims he did with Aubrey Plaza’s unmentionables.

I work at a Macy’s warehouse. Normally I’m not a packer but it was a busy day for outbound so I was sent to the packing department. I was bored and started looking at the invoices seeing how much items costed, where people were buying stuff from, and ect. I noticed a package that was being shipped to a “Aubrey Plaza”. She was buying some clothes, panties, and a frying pan. I left my phone out in my car so I sat the package aside and waited until break. After heading to break I brought my phone back to take a selfie with the invoice/panties. So I held up real nice, was getting the camera ready. I manged to take the selfie and somebody saw me taking pictures of invoices and told on me. The manager and security came up and forced me to delete the picture and I was fired on the spot. (Via)

“Tuoka” leaves out his identity, but I think we all know who it is.

Orin the Underwear Snatcher is a spin-off I’d watch.

Via Reddit