About The Author

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: The Finale

By | 23 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: The real finale between Nina, the heavy favorite, and Nicholas, who you're probably rooting against.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Maui Wowie

By | 7 Comments

This week on Top Chef: "Maui Wowie?" If the producers throw a Super Bowl party it will be nothing but each of them making weed jokes about Washington and Colorado.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Leaving New Orleans

By | 6 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: A new car is up for grabs in the quickfire, so hopefully immunity is not.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Po’ Boy Smackdown

By | 16 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: Roy Choi, Jon Favreau (actor/director, not Obama speech writer) and po' boys, finally.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Oui Si a Challenge

By | 25 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: A bunch of European chefs make the show extra judgmental, and somebody screws up horribly.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Mississippi Mud Bugs

By | 11 Comments

This week on Top Chef: Crawdads and etouffee! The shellfish that looks like horrible tiny mutant lobsters and the dish that looks like vomit on rice.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Like Mama Made

By | 12 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: New Orleans: The chefs make food that takes them back home. Everyone reminisces about their hatred for Sara and her stupid hair, probably.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Restaurant Wars

By | 11 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: Restaurant wars! But first, Restaurant Sanctions. Then a formal declaration of Restaurant War. Or something!

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Piggin’ Out With Dr. John

By | 12 Comments

This week on Top Chef: The chefstestants are making their own hot sauce and breaking down a 300 lb. pig. Hot sauce and porcine butchery? This is the episode I was born to watch.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Jazz Hands!

By | 15 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: Kermit Ruffins joins the party. Everyone loves Kermit Ruffins, right? Right. So how are they going to ruin this?

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Campfires, Cream Cheese and Countryside

By | 12 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: 13 chefs remain. Seriously? 13? I demand a double elimination challenge.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Lea Michele’s Halloween Bash

By | 9 Comments

This week, on Top Chef: It's the Halloween episode of Glee! The elimination challenge is almost certainly going to involve a mashup. A SPOOKY mashup.

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Captain Vietnam

By | 15 Comments

Last week, on Top Chef: Gleeful trend-killer Dana Cowin, Creepy Michael being creepy and some awful interpretations of gumbo. So what happened last night?

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Commander’s Palace

By | 9 Comments

Did Padma toss a cheftestant a dismissive glance? Did Tom scoff at the use of an out of season ingredient? Let's find out!

#TOP CHEF

‘Top Chef: New Orleans’ Recap: Rebuilding New Orleans

By | 8 Comments

So what's up this week on Top Chef: New Orleans? Creole quickfire? Etouffe elimination? Probably!

#TOP CHEF

'Top Chef: New Orleans' Recap: Soiree In the Swamp

By | 11 Comments

It's Top Chef. In New Orleans. It's going to be gimmicky. But ultimately it's going to want to make you lick your television and move to the French Quarter.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP