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By 01.28.09

Jesus.  It wasn’t enough to make two unbearably mediocre Tomb Raider movies, now Warner wants to reboot the franchise, which was based on a video game that was never more than “Indiana Jones, but with big tits” to begin with.  I love tits as much as the next guy, but never has so much been squeezed out of so thin a concept.  Coming soon!  Pornstar Eating a Hot Dog: The Future Begins!

The new project is expected to revamp the character [with a new actress] and her mission and bear little resemblance to the original pictures. It will reimagine the origins of the character, her love interest and the main villain. [THR]

Well color me excited. A thousand bucks says the new version involves parkour.


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