Based on the date and the number of views, there’s a fair chance some of you have already seen this video. To those people I say, go wait in the lobby while the rest of us share this incredible discovery. Okay, they’re gone. HOLY SH*T, YOU GUYS! DID YOU SEE THAT? I can’t. Stop. Watching. This is my new Creed Shreds. I’ve seen this six times now. Remember in Mars Attacks, how everyone assumed the aliens were speaking a foreign language, but then they just slowed down the tape and suddenly it all made sense? This is kind of like that. You slow it down a little bit and suddenly you realize what you’ve actually been watching. That, and it’s a total turn on, because you think, “Whoa, I don’t even have to get this chick drunk.”
DO IT! CALL HER CUTIE! CUTIE PATOOTIE! CALL HER CUTIE PATOOTIE RIGHT THIS SECOND OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
[Thanks to Justin for the tip]
FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL is the time of the week I reserve for all those awesome things that might not be strictly “movie-related”, as broad as that mandate seems to be around here. Send your tips to firstname.lastname@example.org, but first, make sure they don’t suck.
UPDATE: Commenter Mister Purple posted the original video in the comments, and surprisingly, it’s just as creepy as the slowed-down version. Everything about this makes me uncomfortable: