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Burglars In New Mexico Stole Dwarf Porn DVDs And Then Torched A Mobile Home

By / 09.19.13

Trailer Park Fire

That’s right, burglars in New Mexico, not Florida, are reportedly responsible for a mobile home fire after they broke in and stole a variety of goods from the place. An 18-year old man named Sergio Seanez has already been arrested and indicted for his role in this crime, while the fate of his 17-year old accomplice is unknown. In all, he is facing four charges, including breaking and entering, arson, residential burglary and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to the Las Cruces Sun News.

Seanez reportedly admitted to the police that he stole and sold some of the items, including some pornographic DVDs that featured dwarf porn. But that’s the least of his worries.

Once inside, the two reportedly swiped televisions, kitchen appliances, office furniture and “multiple DVDs relating to (dwarf) pornography,” the complaint states.

Seanez allegedly started a fire in the mobile home — in the kitchen, according to a DASO news release — then took the stolen items to another Chaparral residence, according to the complaint. No injuries were reported. The mobile home and a recreational vehicle were destroyed, authorities said. (Via the LC Sun News)

Obviously, we should all want justice to be served and for both of these young men to pay for whatever crimes they may be convicted of. But it wouldn’t hurt to tack on a little extra punishment and make each of these guys wear t-shirts that read, “I STOLE DWARF PORN” for the rest of the year. I’m sure they already have them available at Urban Outfitters.

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