Honestly, it took me about 10 seconds to realize that wasn’t his actual face.
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The Morning Links
SAN FRANCISCO! Come watch Vince and Matt Lieb live riff Jason Takes Manhattan tomorrow night at Lost Weekend Video in the Mission. |FreshLikeaCadaver|
Gathering of the Juggalos Tour Diary Part 3. #LongReads |FilmDrunk|
Ethiopian Farmer Claims to Be 160 Years Old |UPROXX|
The Saul Goodman ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff is Happening |Warming Glow|
10 Of The Greatest Fights We’ve Ever Witnessed On The Ultimate Fighter |With Leather|
Leaked Grant Theft Auto V Map |Gamma Squad|
The 20 Best Fall Jordan Releases of the Past Decade |Smoking Section|
Vanilla Ice to Perform at Texans’ ‘White Out’ Game |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Bros attain YouTube fame with rapey pranks |death&taxes|
11 Common Words With Very Specific Meanings on Food Labels |Mental Floss|
Smoking is Cooler with E-Cigarettes |College Humor|
Breaking ‘Bag All You Critical TV Questions Answered in Our Fall Mailbag |Grantland|
5 Awful Ways Companies Commemorated 9/11 on Twitter |Cracked|
10 Bad, Cheesy or Over-Played Songs that Were Redeemed by Film and TV |Pajiba|
Guessing the Tagline for the New Jurassic Park Sequel, Now Officially Titled Jurassic World |Videogum|
Alexander Skarsgard & Prince Harry Are Racing Each Other To The South Pole For Charity |The Superficial|
Courtney Love Just Annihilated Everyone |IDLYITW|
Your NFL Team, Your Beer |Made Man|
Amazing 4-Year Old Kid Can Rap You Under the Table |The Chive|
Literally Where Were You On 9/11? |Ranker| This is everything wrong with the Internet.