Barring any unforeseen suckiness, Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy is sure to be one of this year’s biggest blockbusters, as even the first cast photo and buttcam video of the trailer from Comic-Con have had fans freaking out. So it’s only natural that the Halloween and party costume artists at Disguise would get an early jump on this year’s must have tick-or-treating duds for Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon and Gamora. As the folks at Comic Book Movie revealed last week, your kid is primed to make all of the other parents on your block ask, “What the hell is that?” when he shows up at their door with a raccoon head.
For the more subtle costume, Star-Lord will combine the popularity of comic book character costumes with the timeless sci-fi love of steampunk.
And for the little girls out there who don’t want to be a princess and would rather portray an ass-kicking alien, there’s the Gamora costume.
I assume there’s no Drax the Destroyer costume because they’re still trying to stuff them with enough fake muscles.
While the Guardians costumes aren’t yet available with the rest of Disguise’s Marvel superhero collection – which includes a very important pets line – your kids will undoubtedly be demanding that you purchase these costumes for them soon enough. Just remember, that while they’re cheaper than boarding school, they don’t come with all of the freedom.