In Which Morgan Freeman Narrates A Juggalo Documentary (NSFW)

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07.28.14 5 Comments
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It’s a pretty simple concept at work here, but that’s okay because it’s only a 90-second video: Morgan Freeman’s narration from ‘March of the Penguins’ plus ‘American Juggalo‘ equals ‘March of the Juggalos.’ Is there an E in “Juggaloes” by the way? I don’t think we’ve ever confirmed. I need to consult Dirty Dan’s Psychopathic Style Guide. Or we could take it to Judge High Bone and get a ruling in Juggalo Night Court. Winner gets free space cakes for life, loser has to scrub out Mama Gypsy’s C-Pap machine. RIP, Uncle Ken.

Oh, and of course, you can still check out ‘Whoop Dreams’ from Tall Tale Productions on Hulu.

A lot of people, especially those not so in the know, ask “What is a Juggalo?”

The answer it seems, is someone “who don’t care.” Someone “who might try to put a weave in his nut hair.” So I hope that clears that up.

[hat tip: Reddit]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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