Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Safe Haven, Jack Reacher And More

“Sometimes I just take the seat off and ride for hours.”

Welcome to this week’s installment of Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming. Our beloved Morton Salt is currently nursing a hangover after attending the Metropolitan Museum’s Gala as Sarah Jessica Parker’s merkin. In the meantime, I’m going to recommend a bunch of movies for you to watch this week and then talk about at your next parent-teacher conferences.

This week’s streaming pick: Hemlock Grove on Netflix. I know it’s not a movie, but I just started watching this series and eventually I’d like to have other people to complain about it with. So watch it and then we can pretend that we’re experts together. [Vince’s Note: Screw Burnsy, watch Top of the Lake so we can whine about how everyone mumbles.]

On DVD and Blu-Ray this week:

Safe Haven

Mama

Jack Reacher

Steel Magnolias (2012)

Norman

Starlet

The Oranges

Mighty Fine

The Assassin’s Blade

If I Were You

In the Hive

Revenge for Jolly!

Now let’s get to the meat and potatoes.

(As always, all synopses via Rotten Tomatoes)

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