Five Ways to Improve Your Funeral [Uproxx]
What Has Casey Heynes Taught Us All? [UproxxNews]
The stupid, awesome, but mostly stupid wrestler tattoo trivia challenge [WithLeather]
Steven Seagal brings a tank to a cockfight [Filmdrunk]
Expository subtitles: the future of TV [WarmingGlow]
Five Unforgettable Sporting Events I Witnessed [TSS]
A Gallery Of Flying Dogs [EgoTV]
Hipster Kickball Online Game [AdultSwim]
We Ruined This Bar (Ke$ha Parody) [CollegeHumor]
Glenn Danzig: Bad Neighbor (now with pics) [FunnyorDie]
Perfectionist Cat Rages Against Moved Potato [Buzzfeed]
Six People You’ll Definitely Meet on Spring Break [TSJ]
5 Indie Video Games To Check Out On Xbox Live [CoedMag]
“Dating Site Murderer” Meme Attacks Internet [Urlesque]
Remembering When Brooklyn Was ‘A Marijuana Jungle’ During the Summer of 1951 [Brobible]
The Article In Which Holy Taco Makes Fun of a Physically Deformed Child Molester [HolyTaco]
VIDEO BELOW: “Stanley gets a tad overexcited, forgets to jump.” [via TheDailyWhat]
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