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By / 04.15.11

Were you disappointed in/aware of the other Star Trek porn parodies released so far?  Were you hoping for something more Next Generation based with nerd cred, soap opera acting, bad wigs, and nudity-free exposition about old “Star Trek: TNG” plots?  Hoo boy, are you in luck (and weird), because we have here the completely safe for work trailer for Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX.  It’s made by Revolution X and Digital Sin, written by “Star Trek: TNG” fan Sam Hain (Sex Files), and stars a Patrick Stewart impersonator who’s turned down previous porn parody offers but took this one because it’s written around real Star Trek canon (and he doesn’t have to take his clothes off).

Oh yeah, about that Star Trek canon thing, Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX writer Sam Hain wrote an unofficial sequel to one of TNG’s best stories, “Yesterday’s Enterprise”, then added the sex scenes later. So it was the complete opposite of how porn scripts are usually written, where all the sex scenes are planned out by fetish and position, then a pizza delivery guy with a few lines of dialogue is shoehorned in there somewhere (giggity).

This XXX parody considers the possibility that Tasha Yar actually somehow survived and made it back to the present day, forcing the Enterprise crew to figure out whether this could really be their dead friend or just an impostor. [io9]

That’s one of the geekiest things I’ve ever cut-and-pasted, almost as geeky as the part of the trailer below where they talk about Tasha Yar emitting tachyons at a constant rate.  A porn actress emitting tachyons at a constant rate?  That figures.

Two cast interviews available at io9.


TOPICSStar Trek
TAGSDIGITAL SINPORNPORN PARODIESREVOLUTION XRULE 34Sam HainSTAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION XXX

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