9. Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse #1
Written and Drawn by Ben Templesmith
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Written by S. Steven Struble – Art by Sina Grace
How come we bash candy cigarettes but we’re all cool with root beer?
Written by Vince Hernandez – Art by Khary Randolph
Please god don’t let my dog ever learn to speak.
6. B.P.R.D. Hell on Earth Monsters #1
Written by Mike Mignola and John Arcudi – Art by Tyler Crook
I suppose that explains some of the crueler parts of the old testament.
Written by Andrew Chambliss, Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharden – Art by Cliff Richards and Andy Owens
If you are a sentient being with multiple bodies and those bodies have sex, how is that different from masturbating?
Written by Daniel Way – Art by Carlo Barberi and Waldon Wong
Question: If they’re in England why do they have guns instead of those cute little clubs?
Written by Ed Brubaker – Art by Sean Phillips and Dave Stewart
Zing! Seriously though, Gordon makes a great drunk.
2. Doctor Who: A Fairy Tale Life #4
Written by Matthew Sturges – Art by Brian Shearer
Fantasy writers really need to bring back riddle dragons.
Written by Mike Carey – Art by Peter Gross and Vince Locke
In honor of all the Harry Potter ridiculousness this week, The Unwritten’s parody of insane Harry Potter fans!
Did you see a funny panel I missed? Let me know in the comments.