So, apparently a Castlevania movie is still happening — or at least that’s what somebody told Michael Dorn. Yes, Worf himself is under the impression a Castlevania movie is a thing that exists, and that he’s going to play a werewolf in it…
Castlevania is a movie that Marina (Sirtis) got me involved with. It’s based on a video game. People have been trying to get this thing done for a long time and they finally got the producers together that want to do it. They finally got the OK from the owners, and so they’re doing it. It’s a fun little part. It’s four days, and I’m playing a werewolf that’s been around for a gajillion years who works for this vampire. It’s not too far from Worf because there’s a lot of killing and jumping and sword fights and everything.
Now I’m even more confused. Has this movie already filmed, or is Worf putting the cart before the horse? Also, why does freakin’ Counsellor Troi have the inside track on this Castlevania movie? That can’t be a good sign.
For the record, Paul W. S. Anderson (the Resident Evil movies guy) was trying to get a Castlevania movie made for years, but finally gave up in 2009 and seems to be pretty busy with other stuff now, so I have no idea who’s making this movie. Uwe Boll? Yeah, probably Uwe Boll. That or there is no Castlevania movie and Worf has just lost his mind because nobody wants to fund his romantic comedy.